The Absurdity Gallery - Issue #2

Typos, burgers, and popes, oh my!

“SSecretary” of War Hegseth Ruled Out as Grammar Nazi

December 2, 2025, White House Cabinet meeting. Although clearly a typo, it is as yet unclear if staff mistakenly added an S or if they missed the word “Waffen” altogether. Photo: Associated Press

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JD Realigns Himself With Christian Values

Tragically, the late Pope Francis was subjected to being near and speaking with JD Vance on April 20, 2025, a mere day before he passed. Thankfully, though, Vance used this fateful meeting to reaffirm his commitment to important Christian tenets like humility and love for one’s fellow man, whoever they may be… except, perhaps, immigrants. Photo: Vatican Media via The Associated Press

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A Truly Frightening Display of Americanism

Thanks to one of the most important inventions in military history, the Burger King truck, American troops need not fear growing weary while going to war with allies, for they can enjoy a Whopper of a respite wherever they may be deployed. Photo: Vincent James- US Air Force (2004)

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The Dream Team at Work

Before the vicious breakup, Presidents Musk and Trump shared responsibilities, like this February 26, 2025 cabinet meeting where Musk lectured so that Trump could catch a quick snooze, waking up only occasionally to rant incoherently about water pressure and road medians. Photo: Associated Press